Expected/Unexpected: I go out walking...

Expected: People walking and jogging around Central Park's Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis Reservoir.

Unexpected: Strict instructions advising which direction folks MUST walk or jog around said reservoir...

I wonder what would happen if I had dared yellow-turtleneck-lady to turn around and walk clockwise. Seriously. You can only wear a turtleneck and walk counter clockwise for so long.

Vive la révolution.